Parliament of Whores
P.J. O’Rourke
1992
“God is a Republican and Santa Claus is a Democrat.”
“Democrats are the party of government activism, the party that says government can make you richer, smarter, taller and get the chickweed out of your lawn. Republicans are the party that says government doesn’t work, and then they get elected and prove it.”
Charles Koch said, “I think Democrats are taking us down the road to serfdom at 100 miles an hour, and I think the Republicans are taking us at 70 miles an hour.”